Mind Flush

1. When you try to be a good parent, and you save some of your kid's art that you especially like, and after leaving it sit on the kitc...

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20080801/ap_on_re_ca/canada_bus_stabbing Understatement of the Year "You're sitting there enjoying your...

Sight for sore eyes Slightly less disgusting than last year's mushrooms , but still unidentifiable* Last year I had phallic cucumbers ...

Before we went on vacation I noticed that one of the two inflatable rings on Liza's kiddie pool had deflated. Given how often it has bee...

The freakiest thing about this video is that the only thing that could have inspired it is the penguin dance scene from Mary Poppins , which...

Okay, Internetz, I need help with an etsy decision. I'm trying to get some ideas and supply built up before the weather turns cold ;) H...

http://www.chucknorrisfacts.com/ "When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he isn’t lifting himself up, he’s pushing the Earth down."

More about it here , if you're interested.

For $1300 and six hours of being housebound, all I saw of my daughter was this ... All I saw of my cat was this ... And all I saw of my fath...

I had to find out about this from ... my mother . That's just wrong, dude - I mean, I know we moved away like a year and a half ago, but...

The foreclosure house next to ours is for sale. For $50K less than we paid for our mirror-image house a little over a year ago. True, the s...

Liza, Susan and Chloe pose before the ceremony. Yes, my daughter is jovial, and no, she's not drunk, all evidence to the contrary. Not...

Back from the wedding, will write more and post photos when I've got the laundry pile lower than my waist, but in the meantime ... Liza ...

http://www.drhorrible.com/ Or else you'll have to pay for it when Joss Whedon finds someplace else to distribute it. ***** Is it just me...

When it's one week before the wedding, I'm leaving for the east coast the next day, and I realize that my shoulders look like pizza...

1. The grill that covers the vent fan in our bathroom was visibly dusty, and has been since, ahem, we moved in. You know how there are some...

After weeks of "I don't know, pick whatever you want to eat," Jason inexplicably requested that I cook Thai food last week, an...

The landing for the steps down from our deck has always been a swampy mess, thanks to compacted soil, poor drainage, and lighting that precl...

When she outgrows the adult entertainment industry , she can fall back on her rollerskating skills and join a derby team: I bet you think th...