1. Go Fug Yourself, which regularly turns up gems such as "But nothing is quite so achingly subtle as the mammoth bejewelled pseudo-nipples that cover her actual skin-made ones. It's like her Faberge egg hatched and she's getting ready to breast-feed its spawn. "
2. Fresh-squeezed orange juice.
3. My daughter played nicely with all the other kids at the indoor playground - for hours at a time - two days in a row. I hope that doesn't mean her head is going to explode tomorrow or something ...
4. Hours at the indoor playground = hours free to knit knit knit knit knit in public.
5. Hours of knitting in public = dozens of opportunities to explain to curious kids what I'm doing, which will hopefully convert at least a few people to the Dark (Crafty) Side some day.
What type of oranges do you squeeze for your juice? Is it worth the effort over Tropicana?
ReplyDeleteI'm just so happy SOMEONE I know posted that Go Fug Yourself line...I too thought it was BRILLIANT!! It's so nice to know there are others out there who appreciate good fashion critique!!
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