Sunday, October 08, 2006

I'm sorry, but this is NOT what I want to be minty fresh

http://www.trojancondoms.com/tingle/

I know that I'm not in this product's target market, which I'm assuming includes single folks who have multiple partners and want to be sure to prevent the spread of nasty diseases. But I still can't see the need for scented, flavored protection. And if I did want anything down there to have a scent, "mint" isn't the one that's going to get my motor running. Something sandalwood-y or musk-y or otherwise sensual? Maybe. Chocolate? Maybe, but still disturbing. Toothpaste flavor? Not so much. Then again, there would be less need to brush afterward ... okay, I'm going to go stand in the naughty corner now. Somebody call me when it's time to come out.

btw, if you ARE in the product's target market, the link above will take you to a page where you can get a free sample. Courtesy of http://absurdlycool.com/ , the absurdly cool freebie finder, which normally has more mundane things like detergent and razor samples.

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

I would have thought that there would be the "red hot" flavor. Considering where it is going, what the cherry flavor?

Although, considering the demographic, Doritos Nachos Cheese flavor might be better.

- MLF