Tuesday, January 15, 2008

Rejected names for today's Polly Pocket Happy Meal Toy

"We're so cheap we make the little anklebiters attach the stickers themselves."


" Polly Sarcophagus"

"Buried Alive"

"Disco Crucifixion"


"I must! I must! I must increase my bust!"

"Cramp! Cramp! OwOwOwOw!"


"Yes, those pants make your ass look huge"

and, my personal favorite: "Jamie Lynn Spears, before and after the baby"

6 comments:

  1. Anonymous9:24 AM

    Funny!

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  2. OMG, that's too funny! Those names are great!

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  3. crossing legs... laughing too hard :-)

    ~beth

    p.s. love the Mike Row comment on top. we loooove dirty jobs here.

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  4. Anonymous10:20 PM

    No matter how bad my day has been, you always make me laugh. Thanks!
    mimi

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  5. OMG LOL

    I know where to go when I need a laugh!

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