When I read one of the comments on the last Toenail post, I realized that I have nail polish the exact same color as the bruised toe. And so, The Toenail (which is unpainted so I can keep an eye on it) is now camouflaged.
And every time I think about it, instead of "camouflage" I hear "sabotage," which reminds me of the Beastie Boys song that Jason likes to play on Rock Band, and then I have to go and headbang for a while.
Is there something wrong with having bruise colored toenail polish?
ReplyDeleteThat's just creepy or gross, I can't quite figure out which word I prefer.
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