1. I let my kid go out in public looking like this:
3. My daughter has a great future ahead of her as a hairdresser.
4. Saturday nights at my house are a total party!
5. Prisms are just for making rainbows.
6. She hates waterslides.
7. I will never allow myself to appear in a swimsuit on this blog.
8. Fifty-four days from now, Jason and I will be sitting right here while some Jamaican nanny is in charge of our kid:
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9. My cat has no interest in wiping the smug expression off of this guy's face:
10. Sometimes I suck at keeping the blog updated.