"Okay, now you go over there, Mom, and you'll have to crouch down because you're too tall and I don't want to cut anything off." (You hear that, Grandma?)
"Smile! No, I said 'Smile!' No, smile pretty!"
"I'm taking your portrait, Penny!"
"Okay, I'll take a picture of you while you take a picture of me. Look, mom! We're so meta!"
"Those stupid meercats won't stand still for me, so I'll just take a picture of this."
Of course, they can't all be gems ...