Wednesday, November 02, 2016

Spot the Wonder Mole

Today I looked in the mirror and found a new mole on my face.  It wasn't there yesterday, but today - bam!  Mole!

I tried to wash it off.  I poked it to make sure it wasn't an unusual pimple.  I scratched at it.  I asked my family to confirm that I wasn't imagining things, it really wasn't there yesterday (it wasn't).

I searched for "mole appeared on face overnight."  I looked at photos of fatal skin cancers.  I looked up the phone number for my mother's dermatologist.

And then I said fuck it and went to bed.

The End (I hope)

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