Snow! Real snow!
Seriously! Snow! Okay, so it's not much, but it's enough to play around with.
Time to get the trees up, I guess. Okay, chief, you're in charge of your tree this year. Get to it.
Meanwhile, I'll deal with the rest of the decorations ... after I have a stiff drink.
Aren't you supposed to be decorating so we don't still have ornaments on your floor in February? Schnell!
Okay, now help me fluff out the branches on the big tree.
And go outside and hang up all these ornaments on the trees outside. What do you mean, it's not fun? This is the holidays, darn it! Decorate!
Ah, how I've waited for the time when she would actually be able to be useful around the house. Now, if I could just teach her to make me some brownies and unload the dishwasher, I'd be happy.