So I was all, "Go clean your room," and she did. But it still looked messy, and she didn't have places to put stuff.
So I was all, "Let's buy a loft bed," and we did.
So I was all, "We might as well paint the walls while the furniture is all moved out anyway," and we did.
So I was all, "If you're going to be underfoot anyway, here, be useful," and she was.
So I was all, "Hold up, you're not the only one who gets to graffiti on the walls," and I did.
So I was all, "Dang, that looks pretty good!" and it did.
So I was all, "Wait, you want me to paint the drawer fronts HOW MANY colors?"
And that's what I'm doing today.