(and nobody fell in the hole, not even the dog from next door who thinks our yard is her territory)
Beginning of day two:
Worker: "By the time we're done, you're going to know so much that Ken is going to have to offer you a job."
Now all I have to do is buy a bunch of topsoil and reseed the areas right around the patio, and buy a few plants, and I'm done! Huzzah!