I went to bed last night with a piece of toilet paper tied to my toe like a tourniquet - it looked like one of those old cartoons of somebody with a piece of cloth tied around their jaw to help with a toothache.
I wasn't able to find the toilet-paper-iquet when I woke up this morning, so goodness knows where it's gone. Dissolved in a flood of serum, I suppose, or else it will turn up as some sort of a disgusting blob next time I wash the sheets.
Better go drink some more water so I don't get dehydrated from all the seepage ...
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