Did you realize ...

... that having a table at a preschool information night is practically the same as staffing the booth at a trade show, only you don't have to wear heels, and you're selling kindergarten instead of chemicals?  Oh, and people aren't such Giveaway Whores at the info nights.  I swear, send a normally sane person into a trade show and they will attempt to come home with at least one of everything that's not nailed down.