Can Swan Lake be far behind?

I present to you our resident prima donna, Princess Poopypants!

Dolt that I am, I didn't even notice that this swimsuit looked like a ballet costume until today. I asked Jason the Usually Unobservant about it, and he said, "I thought that was why you bought it." Um, not so much, but now that I see it, she's totally wearing it with the rasta hat for Halloween. I'll make it work somehow, even if I have to write a Jamaican ballet myself.