heh

I'm having one of those days when everything I think or say strikes me as a really bad double entendre. For example, in the last 5 minutes I chuckled knowingly after seeing the box labeled "Emergency Gifts for Adults**," and openly guffawed after thinking, "I need to dig out the camera so I can show the world my muffins."

**which actually contains nothing lubricated, X-rated, or battery-powered - just miscellaneous bud vases, Christmas coffee mugs, and other stuff I found on sale that doesn't yet have an intended recipient. Great for those last minute "Oh crap, I forgot to get Jason's boss's wife a gift for him to take to their Christmas party" situations.