Kylie-Ann!

Hey, Miss I'm On Maternity Leave, can you mail me from your home account so I've got your most recent email address? And promise to tell me when the baby arrives? Because I've got a quilt that's burning a hole in my pocket, but I'm not sending it until I know what the baby's got in its diaper, if you know what I mean.

Isn't this great? All of my subscribers now know you're knocked up. Hee!