"The problem shall be in an easily-accessible place, one which does not require the help of a Plumber on a National Holiday. The disassembly shall not require any tools thou dost not already possess. The fountain of fetid water that gushes forth shall be confined to the catch basin thou preparest for that task, and thou shalt have enough paper towels on hand to clean out the clog without actually touching it, because it is Unclean. The pipe shall go back together easily, and thou shalt not take My Name in vain, not even once. And so the water shall run freely down the drain, as the Great River winds itself to the Sea. So I have seen, and so it shall be."
Saturday, July 04, 2009
Amen
And lo, the Great Goddess of Plumbing Repair did smile down upon her, prophesying:
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And the masses came forth and honored the young mistress of plumbing, adorning her lith form with toilet paper and bestowing upon her the sacred wand of plungeth so that she may continue to go forth and do her good deeds. All in the name of sanitation.
As it is written, so it shall be. ~ A...men~
Mrshappy - 1st acolyte to the chosen one.
That was good enought to be a Monty Python sketch!
mimi
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