Wednesday, November 05, 2008

Mobile Dandelion Eradication and Glossolalia Transmitting Unit

Or, my daughter can now ride her Big Wheel all the way around our (huge) block, but only if she stops every two houses to pick weeds, and if she croons nonsensically at the top of her lungs while she pedals at top speed in between weed stops.

We're quite the sight, especially since we haven't removed the annoying clicker from the Big Wheel, so not only does it rumble along, it clicks loudly enough that you can't hold a conversation within 15 feet of her.

Gonna make us the most popular family on the block, that Big Wheel.

Glossolalia = speaking in tongues

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