Friday, February 20, 2009

Unfortunately ...

Okay, I'm probably the last person on the planet to try this, but just in case YOU'RE the last one, give it a try.

Go to google and type "unfortunately, xxxxxxx" (where xxxxxx is your first name) into the search box, INCLUDING THE QUOTATION MARKS. Check out the responses, and if you get any funny ones, post them in the comments below.

My favorite:

"Unfortunately, Gretchen loves Tony, a 20-something white-power hooligan who hangs out in arcades to pick up impressionable high school girls."

Dang, they're on to me. Hope Jason doesn't find out ...

**Thanks to Jenny at Allsorts for the inspiration. It was just what I needed on a cloudy Friday afternoon.

4 comments:

Anonymous said...

Through their busy schedules, Tabitha and Napoleon together are a striking force in dance, gaining visibility in the commercial world and helping to bring ...

www.movmnt.com/tabitha-and-napoleon_001863.html

Is this the sequel to Napolean Dynomite? Wait and see.....

MrsHappy7105

Anonymous said...

now that I've READ the instructions....Here we are (Ironically - most of the "Unfortunately, Tabitha" entries talked about how Tabitha DOESN'T follow directions really well. LOL)

Unfortunately Tabitha didn’t get pregnant and then developed pyometra (a uterine infection). I was determined to breed this bitch, so we treated her and ...

www.freewebs.com/dunecollie/Tabitha's%20Story.htm

Mrshappy7105

Deborah Jackson said...

"Unfortunately, Deborah is out on tour (and perhaps investigating some Halloween paranormal shenanigans!) and so couldn't stop by to answer questions."

From Deborah, the Good Witch, as if there WAS such a thing!

Anonymous said...

I think I'm the last person to hear of this!

Kylie Ann Rosset - Hospital Journal. Unfortunately Kylie is suffering through another bout of GVH of the gut this week. On Saturday, Kylie lost over 500 cc of blood through her stools...

That's alotta blood through poo!!