Did you know?

If you search for "how to turn a bathtub into a couch" on google, I'm the first result?

http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&rlz=1T4SUNA_en___US206&sa=X&oi=spell&resnum=0&ct=result&cd=1&q=how%20to%20turn%20a%20bathtub%20into%20a%20couch&spell=1

And if you search for "I'm about to kick somebody's ass" on ATT/Yahoo, I'm number 6.
http://search.yahoo.com/search;_ylt=A0geu5TqihlHaXQBfVJXNyoA?p=%22i%27m+about+to+kick+somebody%27s+ass%22&y=Search&fr=yfp-t-471

Great, now that song's going to be stuck in my head for a week. Everybody sing along now ... And watch the Ze Frank shows on that page, too - I had forgotten. Oh, how could I forget you, Ze? You're on my list of five, you know.