Mommmmmmmmyyyyyyyyy! Moooooooooommmyyyyyy! Aaaaaaaaaaahhhhhh!
Liza poop! Liza poooooooooooop!
Liza pooooooooop on leeeeeeeeggggggggg! Aaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhh!
That's okaaaaaaaayyy! Everybody has acci- acca- ackadents!!!!
Liza pooooooop! That's okaaaaay! Aaaaaaaaahhhh!
Diaper off, pajama pants off, kneeling on the bench in front of her vanity, she had, indeed, pooped on her leg. And the bench. And the floor. At 9:45pm. Sigh.