Tuesday, January 15, 2008

Rejected names for today's Polly Pocket Happy Meal Toy

"We're so cheap we make the little anklebiters attach the stickers themselves."


" Polly Sarcophagus"

"Buried Alive"

"Disco Crucifixion"


"I must! I must! I must increase my bust!"

"Cramp! Cramp! OwOwOwOw!"


"Yes, those pants make your ass look huge"

and, my personal favorite: "Jamie Lynn Spears, before and after the baby"

6 comments:

Anonymous said...

Funny!

GreenSpaceGoods said...

Awesome.

becca.elpy said...

OMG, that's too funny! Those names are great!

beth said...

crossing legs... laughing too hard :-)

~beth

p.s. love the Mike Row comment on top. we loooove dirty jobs here.

Anonymous said...

No matter how bad my day has been, you always make me laugh. Thanks!
mimi

LazyTcrochet said...

OMG LOL

I know where to go when I need a laugh!